Flock of Crows Found Terrorizing Neighborhood

Residents of a small town in the Midwest United States woke up this morning to what sounded like an avian invasion. Upon further inspection, it was discovered that a large flock of crows had taken up residence in a nearby tree, and were screeching and cawing at all hours of the day and night.

The townspeople quickly grew tired of the never-ending noise, and began to hatch a plan to get rid of the crows. One resident suggested shooting them down with pellet guns, while another said they should be scared away using fireworks. In the end, the townspeople simply decided to chop down the tree that the crows were nesting in.

This is not the first time that a large flock of crows has caused problems for residents. In fact, they are often referred to as "the harbingers of doom" because they often show up before a natural disaster or war. Some people believe that crows are able to sense these things happening long before anyone else, and are therefore trying to warn us.

Whatever the reason for their appearance, it is clear that these birds are not welcomed by everyone.

Flock of Geese Stopped Downtown Traffic

There was a scene of mild pandemonium on a recent morning as a large flock of geese stopped traffic on a busy downtown thoroughfare. The birds, numbering in the dozens, caused a backup for cars and pedestrians alike as they waddled about in the street.

Passersby snapped photos and recorded videos of the unusual spectacle, while some drivers honked their horns in frustration. After a few minutes, the birds finally moved on, leaving behind a trail of squawking and feathers.

Some people speculated that the geese were on their way to a nearby park or pond, while others joked that they were staging a protest against human encroachment on their territory. In any case, it was certainly an eye-catching sight to behold.

Herd of Sheep Causes Traffic Nightmare

For the second time in as many weeks, a herd of sheep has caused a traffic nightmare on the outskirts of the city. Drivers were forced to take detours and sit in traffic for hours as police attempted to corral the animals.

The first incident occurred on a major highway just outside of the city. Hundreds of drivers were forced to take detours as police attempted to guide the herd of sheep off the highway. The situation was further complicated by the fact that the sheep were not following directions and kept running back onto the highway.

The most recent incident occurred on a smaller, local road. Again, drivers were forced to take detours and sit in traffic for hours. This time, however, the sheep were eventually herded into a nearby field.

Local farmers are blaming the city for not doing enough to keep the animals off the roads. The city, however, maintains that it is not their responsibility to deal with roaming livestock.

This is not the first time that herds of livestock have caused traffic nightmares. In fact, it is becoming an increasingly common problem. So far, there does not seem to be any good solution to this growing problem.

Flock of Ducks Removed from Park Pond

Officials recently removed a flock of ducks from a park pond in the city.

The ducks were reportedly disrupting the peace and causing a mess at the pond. Park goers were unable to enjoy the scenery or use the facilities while the ducks were there.

Animal control officers captured the ducks and relocated them to a nearby lake.

50 Penguins Found Loitering on a Sidewalk

A group of 50 penguins was found this morning on a sidewalk in the business district of downtown. The group, believed to be from the nearby zoo, was first seen waddling around and then huddled together on the sidewalk for warmth.

Witnesses say that the penguins looked cold and uncomfortable and that several of them appeared to be sick. A police officer was called to the scene and attempted to herd the penguins back to the zoo, but they didn't seem to understand what he was saying and refused to move.

The officer eventually called for backup and a small crowd of spectators gathered to watch as the penguins were loaded into a police van and taken back to the zoo. Zoo officials say that they have no idea how the penguins escaped and are investigating how it happened.